If you were ever in trouble and needed protection by getting the law involved, I would recommend calling 9-1-1 and asking them to send some police for protection. Especially if you were being watched by two men with guns and were afraid for your life.

The one thing I wouldn't do in that situation is make a drug deal with someone else while on the phone with the 9-1-1 dispatcher. I'm not entirely sure, but that might not go over well with the officers coming to protect you.

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