In a town called Laverton in Western Australia, criminals were up to their usual trick of siphoning fuel from the parked vehicles. But, they bit off more than they could chew when they encountered a large tour bus.
As the bus was parked there for the night the criminals snuck up and attempted to siphon fuel but instead of putting their pipe into the fuel tank, they went into the septic tank and got a mouth full of excrement!
The police said afterwards said to Yahoo: “We can infer they beat a very hasty retreat, with a somewhat bitter taste in their mouth”