Jun07

Cyber-cheating gone wrong

by lester at 09:32 PM Share your /facepalm story

 

Well, not wrong so much as public.  Very, very public.

My soon-to-be wife was never into gaming as I was.  In fact, she never plays any games on the computer at all, including solitaire.  I consider myself fortunate because I know the types of guys that are out there, at least as long as they are on the other end of a Ventrilo connection, not that I would worry so much about her cheating on me.  But the unknown and mysterious has a great allure and wandering minds will wander.  The key is bringing yourself back down to earth in a hurry, or as I like to call it "watching the skirts walk around at lunch and then head back up to the office".  Aside - I love the summer.

I found this nice little advice column with an article concerning the very topic of cyber-cheating.  Seems the wife thinks the husband is spending a little too much time alone with a little hussy but the little hussy won't spend any time in a group with her and the husband is giving her the "quality time" she used to get, or something to that effect.  Of course she never really mentions anything she has done to help the relationship become, and stay, strong and healthy.  Maybe if she went out and bought a swing, some handcuffs, a little leather and latex, she wouldn't be in this situation to begin with.

Epeen points to anyone who can tell me how to say "game over" in Klingon.  Super epeen points if you can tell me how to say any of the famous lines from Duke Nukem including "Vapourware".

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Oct24

Pong is for hacks!

by lester at 05:21 PM Share your /facepalm story

 

The very first video game turned 50 this week.  To celebrate, some physics professors rebuilt the original game as closely as they could and opened their doors today for the adoring public to play.

So what does this mean?  Well, nothing really but where would you be in life today if not for useless tidbits of knowledge.  Oh yeah, and this leads to YouTube videos of scantily clad women playing hula-hoop on the Wii.

MSNBC article here.

Link to the Brookhaven National Library page on the game here.

 

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Oct23

Woman 'kills' ex-husband in online world

by lester at 06:29 PM Share your /facepalm story

A 43-year-old player in a virtual game world became so angry about her sudden divorce from her online husband that she logged on with his password and killed his digital persona, Japanese police said Thursday.

The woman, who has been jailed on suspicion of illegally accessing a computer and manipulating electronic data, used his ID and password to log onto the popular interactive game Maple Story to carry out the virtual murder in May, a police official in the northern city of Sapporo said. He spoke on condition of anonymity because of department policy.

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Link here.

Getting married in real life:  $22,000 (average cost in 2002)

Getting divorced in real life:  50% of your asset value

Getting married in MapleStory:  FREE!

Getting divorced in MapleStory:  the death of your avatar Cry

 

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Oct22

15 year old runs away from home over video game

by lester at 08:49 PM Share your /facepalm story

From CTV.ca news staff:

Police in Barrie, Ont., said Wednesday that a witness spoke to a 15-year-old boy on the day he went missing after an argument with his parents over his Xbox.

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Brandon had become addicted to the game "Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare," his parents said.

He skipped school on the Thursday prior to Thanksgiving weekend, causing his parents to revoke his Xbox privileges -- a disciplinary measure they had used, his father said.

"We had basically taken his Xbox away. He took it back, and the catalyst for this was I took it away for good the second time and at that point, that was when he said he couldn't handle it anymore, he said he was leaving," said Steve Crisp.

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His parents described him as an average teenage boy and said he has never done anything like this before.

"He's a great kid," Angelika Crisp said. "He's a little bit shier than some kids but he's always been a great kid -- good at school, loves sports, or he used to love sports before he got addicted to this game."

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There is also an article over at the CBC.ca  news site but those left-wing, liberal, socialist bastards are horrible reporters.  However, for completeness, and because I respect the views of others, no matter how different from me, and therefore wrong, they are, here is the link to that one.

I hope these parents do find their son.

 

Now it is time for my rant.

What the hell happened to our society?  When I was 15, besides finding some nice person to bootleg for me and my friends, I did what my elders told me.  I knew what fresh air was like.  I skipped school but it was to do normal things, like drink.  I had a Sega Genesis and that was turned on once a month if I was bored.

Parenting these days has become too soft.  I was never afraid of my parents taking away my toys; I was terrified of them beating my ass.  I grew up knowing what soap tasted like; my parents had belts, rubber hoses, and wooden spoons readily avialable and they were willing to use them.  If they didn't beat the hell out of me when I did something wrong, I slept on horse blankets in the barn.  I never had the police look for me for any reason but if I did I sure wouldn't be scared of them; I would be terrified of what my father would do to me when he got his hands on me.  Most likely he would give me a hunting knife and tell me to go find a willow and make a switch for him to use on me.  I learned very young that thicker switches hurt a lot less than the small, whippy ones.  Fear was generally a great deterrent.

I will admit I was not the best behaved child.  I am the youngest of multiple children and my siblings set the bar fairly low.  Of course I wish some one would have told me it was a high jumping competition and not limbo.  Damn I was good at limbo.

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Sep25

One of the dumbest WoW questions ever asked

by vipergtsrz at 04:45 PM Share your /facepalm story

When I saw this question on the official forums of World of Warcraft, the only response I could think of was /facepalm.

"I didn't make the beta cut so now I want to know if there is anyone whom can help me set up a private server - I'd like to try playing a Death Knight."

Check out the perfect response from a World of Warcraft  employee

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=9336870406&sid=1

/facepalm and lock!

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