A man called the police because he didn't get what he paid for when he tried to hire a prostitute. He says that he paid two people to have sex with him, but they did not "deliver as advertised".

Maybe it isn't clear enough to some people that prostitution is illegal. Maybe he should have called the Better Business Bureau instead.

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According this this article, it is possible for anyone to "spy" on a US Drone aircraft just by using a simple program from SkyGrabber.

If this is true, not only is it a huge /facepalm, but it is also a massive security leak for anyone who wants to see what the US Military is seeing.

There's nothing better than a US Government /facepalm

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A german man visiting New Zealand was trying to smuggle geckos out of the country to sell them on the black market in Europe. He had 24 live geckos stuffed in his underwear along with 20 skins.

The value of the live geckos was around $50,000 on the black market in Europe. They didn't know how much the skins would go for.

I don't know about you, but I don't think I'd be putting any live animal in my drawers no matter what I was trying to do. I wonder how long a gecko could stay alive while stuffed into a guy's trousers anyway. My bet is they'd all be dead by the end of the flight. I know one thing...If I were a gecko that was stuffed in there, I'd be trying to bite my way out.

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The best way to get out of jury duty is to make them believe that you really want to serve as a juror, but waste so much time asking random questions about the process that the lawyers don't want to keep you around.

I wonder what the lawyers said..."I'm sorry, Jesus, you are asking too many questions. We can't have you on the jury."

Another way is to legally change your name to Jesus Christ and wierd everyone out around you. Seriously, who changes their name to Jesus Christ? Sounds about as strange as changing your last name to Ochocinco

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Joshua Basso was arrested after calling 911 repeatedly because he ran out of cell phone minutes and there was no other number he could call. He tried to hit on the 911 dispatcher and after she hung up on him the first time, he called back four more times.

He claims he didn't know he could get in trouble for calling 911 without an emergency. I can picutre it now...

"911, what's your emergency?"

"Hey baby, you sound cute. You're the only number I could call because my cell phone minutes ran out. Do you want to come to date me?"

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