The best way to get out of jury duty is to make them believe that you really want to serve as a juror, but waste so much time asking random questions about the process that the lawyers don't want to keep you around.

I wonder what the lawyers said..."I'm sorry, Jesus, you are asking too many questions. We can't have you on the jury."

Another way is to legally change your name to Jesus Christ and wierd everyone out around you. Seriously, who changes their name to Jesus Christ? Sounds about as strange as changing your last name to Ochocinco

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A city in Florida banned all murals from here on out because someone thought that an armrest on the mural to your right was a male sex organ.

This seems like quite an overreaction to something so minor. As soon as this issue was brought up to the artists, they painted over the armrest and made it look better, but the city still voted to ban all murals.

It's too bad that the artists put that much time and effort into this piece, only to be told they have to paint over it because of one little problem. Looks like a sweet mural to me.

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Trade your gas guzzling clunker in for a new, eco-friendly Hummer today!

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"If Stephen Hawking were British, he would be dead" says Investor's Business Daily trying to discredit Obama's plan for nationalized health care.

Little did they know that Stephen Hawking is, in fact, British and alive. There's just no more room these days for investigative journalism is there?

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So I guess a new doll showed up on the Costco store shelves that was "politically incorrect" and people started complaining about it so they had to pull it.

While I'm not one to get on the "pollitically correct" bandwagon, I kind of agree with them. I mean look at that doll. It's an African American baby girl with a headband that says "Lil' Monkey". Honestly people. No one saw this as offensive? The doll went from design to production to packaging to the store shelves and no one thought it was in the least bit offensive?

The company that produced this doll said "We don’t think in that way. We don’t operate in that kind of thinking. We have a really diverse family-operated company that’s been around for 28 years.". Come on.

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