Our stumbling criminal Mitchell Deslatte was just looking for a nice hotel for the night. Mitchell was driving through Baton Rouge, Louisiana and was not only drunk but drowsy too, so when he saw what he thought was a cozy hotel, he went in to book a room for the night.
Turns out the hotel wasn’t everything it had seemed to his drowsy and drunken eyes – it was actually a state trooper station! And the clerk he had arranged a room with wasn’t actually a clerk – he was a state trooper! Instead of getting a nice bed, Mitchell was promptly arrested and put in a cell for the night.