Sep01

My Dad Reviews: Ghost Rider!!!

by Beevee at 07:49 PM Share your /facepalm story

Now first off let me make my stance clear.  Nicholas Cage is perhaps the finest American actor of his time.  Be he playing badass or badass with a southern accent, Nick Cage brings the goods.  Not just a little but a lot.  He kind of reminds me of you're Uncle Mike, always so intense and a fine head of hair.  Uncle Mike dissapeared for 10 years and when he returned he had this strange southern drawl that didn't seem to come from any particular region.  But it suited him and it made him seem double tough.  The allure of an intense southerner with the lack of any true education is exactly the fire that Nick Cage decides to blaze across my silver screen.  And speaking of fire check this out!

I can't imagine the costs it involved to carry around a human skeleton and enough kerosine to keep it a blaze as it roared through on a CGI motorcycle.  But the millions were well worth it.  So the movie involves a deal with the devil.  And Cages soul.  Cage turns into a flaming monstrosity during the night time.  This flaming Nick Cage is supposed to kill demons.  Fortunately for Nick Cage even when the demons discover his day time identity, they are still too lazy to arrange a home invasion by a murdering psycho during the day time.  I think that would have been a better movie as I quickly grew sick of the burning man killng badies and wished for more patented Nick Cage fist to face action.  Do you remember Face Off?  That movie was awesome!  And it didnt need some flaming motorist with a goofy voice.  So I admittedly fell asleep during this movie.  Fortunately when I woke up Con Air was on and that carried the remainder of the day.  Why don't you go take out the garbage before your Mom gets home.

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