Every week I will brave the Internet Message board communities of the world so that you the noble reader will not have to.  Each week I will re-assure you that there is in fact a distinctive lack of intelligent conversation being flung about a series of tubes known as our stupid internet.

It's an intelligent bias because people who go online a lot still have a tendency to belong to the higher layer of IQ in better-educated society, or younger people, who have slightly more evolved principles.  

When did you first have sex? Was it your parents fault, or are you still waiting?

Daily Show on TV has become very popular the last few years for the same reason. Because they are both places people can go to, and feel like they're getting some actual TRUTH.

Just like a cow at milkin' time, I'm dripping-ready....

I sure am glad no Demoncrats have molested anyone!

That headline is +1 for stupidest thing I've seen all day and I work in customer service.

I think I'm developing an ear fetish.

Big Bird is one funny SOB, isn't he?

We're just biased against retards. 

I used to work in a grocery store next to Chuck's house in San Luis Obispo, CA. He came in and bought hundreds of dollars worth of liquor. I told him I was a big fan and tried to shake his hand, but he just kept texting on his cell-phone. Man, he is so bad-ass.

I didn't ask for your skewed views of the issues...

You have embarassed yourself again. Now crawl back into your hole and don't come back out until you can communicate with grown-ups. Read the above post sonny,and grow up.

i argue with most users; maybe because I'm a cop, or maybe because I see the world as it really is every day I work.

As a German and Author of 72 books...

Oh Joe please. He was helping BLACK KIDS. Poor kids. They don't count. Come on now

You make no sense Silence. I suggest you make use of your screen name

You guys are very sad, dont you have anything better to do than post on the internet?