This article kills me:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090301/ap_on_fe_st/odd_cop_wannabe_3

Inspired by this news story, here's my personal list of things I would not do if I were wanted by the police:

1.  Hang out with the same guys that are looking for me
2.  Print out and distribute my own 'Wanted' poster
3.  Call 911 taunting the police (this actually happened recently)
4.  Post pictures of stolen loot on my Myspace page
5.  Try to get a job at the store I robbed

So, there you have it, a handy list of things not to do for all you prospective and current criminals out there.  That's just off the top of my head, too.  I could get to at least 10 if I really, really tried.