John, check the first 3 paragraphs of this article out (also should be checked out if your name isn't John):

http://www.lohud.com/article/2009908100317

I really hope you didn't read beyond 3 paragraphs, because it gets to be a real downer of an article, and that's no fun on a Monday. So, an old lady drove the wrong way for 2 miles on a bridge in New York. It's a good thing the entire city was dutifully at church except for this woman, or things could have gotten messy.  /facepalm