22 year old Matthew Mervine attempted to steal 3 world series rings from an office at the Phillies stadium. Before he attempted to steal the rings, however, he applied for a job at the stadium (therefore giving police all the information they needed to find him) and got kicked out of a Phillies' baseball game for being too roudy. On his way out of the stadium, (I have no idea who was escorting him) he managed to get his hands on the rings and leave the stadium with them. The police later found him at his home with the rings.
The best part is that the rings he stole weren't even the real ones that are handed out to the players when they win the World Series. They were much cheaper versions used to scout for players.
Sounds like someone had a little too much beer that day.
Submitted by: buttons
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