The best way to get out of jury duty is to make them believe that you really want to serve as a juror, but waste so much time asking random questions about the process that the lawyers don't want to keep you around.

I wonder what the lawyers said..."I'm sorry, Jesus, you are asking too many questions. We can't have you on the jury."

Another way is to legally change your name to Jesus Christ and wierd everyone out around you. Seriously, who changes their name to Jesus Christ? Sounds about as strange as changing your last name to Ochocinco

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